The morning of my town's big flood, we got an email from my brother saying I didn't need to babysit because police wanted everyone to stay home due to sinkholes, flooding, and an escaped polar bear.
I initiated the above plan.
Happily for the bear but sadly for my plan, he did not actually escape the zoo.
Panel 1
If the escaped polar bear shows up at my window.
Polar Bear: Rar.
Panel 2
Beth: Alex: you will call 911.
Alex: K.
Beth: I'll get the video camera.
Tanner: It's a bear. It will eat you.
Panel 3
Tanner: Black bears, you get big and yell. Grizzlies, you hold still until you can climb a tree. Polar Bears? I don't know.
Panel 4
Beth: PERFECT! You'll look up how to survive a polar bear attack!
Panel 5
Beth: SO CUTE!
Kaylee & Polar Bear: Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff
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