July 27, 2012
The Polar Bear Plan
The morning of my town's big flood, we got an email from my brother saying I didn't need to babysit because police wanted everyone to stay home due to sinkholes, flooding, and an escaped polar bear.
I initiated the above plan.
Happily for the bear but sadly for my plan, he did not actually escape the zoo.
If the escaped polar bear shows up at my window.
Polar Bear: Rar.
Beth: Alex: you will call 911.
Beth: I'll get the video camera.
Tanner: It's a bear. It will eat you.
Tanner: Black bears, you get big and yell. Grizzlies, you hold still until you can climb a tree. Polar Bears? I don't know.
Beth: PERFECT! You'll look up how to survive a polar bear attack!
Beth: SO CUTE!
Kaylee & Polar Bear: Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff