Alex: Hey, sweetie. What did you order?
Beth: A decorative plate!
Alex: We like decorative plates now?
Beth: No, no. I hate decorative plates! But this one -- I can't decide if I love it or if I'm going to burn in hell.
Alex: Is that Jesus?
Alex: On a unicorn?
Alex: Okay then.
Beth: They didn't have it as a t-shirt. Do you think I could make a hole in the top and wear it as a necklace? It's kind of big for that...
Tanner: Your wife is weird.
Beth: Look, Kaylee! Two representations of things I like in absurd combination! It's cute!