July 6, 2017

Heard It All Before

Breastmilk is great for babies, something you will see and hear everywhere babies are discussed, but I had low production with my first and was stressed about that for my second -- a perfect recipe for not wanting to hear the sales pitch one more time.

Panel 1
Beth: Every time a baby smiles, God sheds a tear of joy that falls into a stream at the top of a verdant mountain where unicorns roam, feeding off the mystical grass and living forever.

Panel 2
Nurse: I only asked what you know about breastmilk.
Beth: It's called a metaphor.

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