Best part? I made my Slytherin friend facepalm when I pitched this idea.
Slytherin Student: I'm going to give 110% on tomorrow's test.
Gryffindor Student: Well, I'm gonna give 120%!
Ravenclaw Student: I'm going to give 100% because no higher percentage exists.
Hufflepuff Boy: I'm gonna do my best. I think I'll take a nap now, though. Who's up for a nap?
Hufflepuff Braided Girl: ME!
Hufflepuff Girl: It's important to be well-rested.
Hufflepuff Boy: Maybe we can study after dinner.
Hufflepuff Girl: That's a great idea.
Hufflepuff Braided Girl: Let's help each other do well!