February 21, 2014
Tanner as a Roommate
My dad was a soldier, a cop, and a fireman. When Alex and I moved to a new state, my dad warned me that bad things happen in laundromats, thus making it so that I Never Did Laundry Alone Ever Again. My brother later told me that my dad had "been worried" when Alex's male friend moved in with us for a while.
Here, I show a Snidely Whiplash vs Dudley Do-Right scenario, whereas the reality was a lot more... weird. Mostly, we stayed in different rooms playing video games except during meals.
[What My Dad Imagined.]
Alex: GASP! You're a VILLAIN?!
Tanner: Nya Ha Ha!
Beth: Help! Bear-Bear!
Beth: Rar Rar! I'm a T-Rex! Rar! T-Rexes are tough! Tough T-Rex Beff!
Beth: I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
Tanner: Your wife is weird.
Alex: Yeah. I better tuck her in before she turns into a velociraptor. Be right back.