Yes. Yes I did have to include all that non-essential role-playing. Because nyah!
[BETH as a Human Rogue]
[JON as Rogue's Mother]
Jon: [falsetto] Sweetheart, we have to leave this place! It's dangerous!
Beth: Tell me what's wrong. Maybe my friends and I can help!
Jon: [falsetto] No one can help! Please, you need to get far away from here.
Jon: You're attacked by a Dire Baby.