November 4, 2013

Fame



Panel 1
Beth: [Singing to Baby]
Dad: You should go pro!

Panel 2
[WHAT DAD IMAGINES:]
Fans: We love you!
[FAME FAME FAME]

Panel 3
[WHAT I IMAGINE:]
Singing Expert: If you're going to try to compete on a professional level, you need to lose 50 pounds, get voice lessons, slog your way through countless auditions, and learn how to deal with things like: Stage Fright, Sabotage, People Just Plain Tearing You Down, No Ambition.

Panel 4
Beth: I'll, uh, stick to writing.  It's more my speed.
Dad: But the world deserves your talent!

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