September 6, 2013

Motherhood Game Plan

This is my plan for motherhood.  For every other aspect, I have no plan because every source I've read says that your kid is going to eat that plan and then vomit it down your only clean shirt.  Probably in public.

I'm just going to try and educate myself as best I can, make sure I have some trusted moms on speed dial, and expect anything.

Panel 1
Person: Excited about the baby?
Beth: And nervous.  But I have a great game plan.

Panel 2
Person: Oh?
Beth: One.  Keep it alive.  Two.  Don't leave it anywhere.

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