August 4, 2011
I am an INCREDIBLY creepy person.
There have been some long-standing arguments among our friends about who Alex belongs to. All four of the depicted contenders are straight men. (The last two even have wives.) But after Tom (#4) said Alex was his, I suggested a contest where I throw all four of Alex's greatest admirers into a pit with only one weapon and let them battle it out.
I'm thinking lightsaber and that I'll kill the winner and take Alex for my own (which is why I look like I'm plotting something evil).
When Alex gets home from his work trip and sees this, he'll be either amused or creeped out but hopefully both. ^-^