Trick or Treat

This isn't a true story except for the costumes and the fact that I call people perverts when they mess with the udders on my cow suit. Alex, if you can't tell, is Spike from "Cowboy Bebop."

Panel 1
Trick or Treat

Panel 2
Alex: Udders!

Panel 3
Beth: PERVERT!

Panel 4
Beth: udders... udders... udders...
EA: Yeah, don't mess with the udders.

Panel 5
Beth: *Feel better...*
EA: Candy!
<---- APRON

Panel 6
Ding Dong!
Beth & EA: TRICK OR TREAT!

Panel 7
Old Lady: Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating?

Panel 8
Beth: Aren't you a little old to be LIVING?

Panel 9
[What really happened.]
EA: No?

Panel 10
Alex: Come on, I'll buy you a chicken basket.
EA: Then yes?