Cuddle Tactics

She still steps on the baby, but now he's on me instead of in me.

Overheard

I was reading a quilting book at my parents' apartment when I heard this in the hall.

Apparently, my dad's previous attempt at dressing himself did not go so smoothly.

Rep Grind

World of Warcraft joke. You had to do a lot of repetitive things to get reputation with factions and it would eventually unlock cool stuff.

Ponies