Naked Church

Jon said, "Yeah, that's about right."

Color Attacks

Wedding Booger

Assassin Pie

Has nothing to do with "American Pie." This is a reference to my friend Andrew from high school. We drew together in choir because there was nothing else to do, and his character was "Andy Pie."

I was having a bad day and asked Andrew to kill me -- he picked up his pen like he was going to stab me . . . and then dropped it. I don't think he meant to . . . ^_^